Oh, hi there! Thanks so much all for coming out on this misty saturday morning. Im both moved and touched. As is custom I begin with an acknowledgement that I am writing from recently ceded territory (also, coincidentally, seeded territory; which brings me to my first PSA – do not go scattering linseeds and other assorted seeds on a terrazzo benchtop. the resultant confusional anxiety will be extreme and abiding). Now where was i? Yes, correct, recently ceded land – i can assure you it was all very legal m’lud! Of course, in a broader sense, its neither ceded nor legal – a subject about which you can learn at sundry teach-ins and sit-downs up and down swanston st. Pull up a camp chair and do the “sitting and sharing” for which the Jewish community, in particular, is famed.
In any and all cases, i have opted today to dispense with the injunction to sit and share and be (in places of learning and connection); I have also dispensed with the over and under arching schleps objective (to make the lions roar and to make a heavy institution levitate); I’ve opted, instead, for a lighter levity – specifically a french apple cake. a frapple cake. an applench cake. Another #epicfail #facepalm, which was greeted with “yeah. its good” and “it just doesnt blow my hair back”. its just your basic tea cake so in fact not blowing your hair back is precisely the point. basically designed to be enjoyed with a cup of tea. Of course, having extensively reviewed the range of kettles currently on the market, and despite extreme coercive pressure, i have decided to wait until the next tranche of kettle tech is released and as a result, there is and will be no tea to speak of.
This recipe was taken from Adam Liaw – Strayas last great public intellectual.
Ingredients
- 25g butter, for greasing
- 2 eggs
- 150g caster sugar
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- 125ml vegetable oil
- 150g flour
- ¼ tsp salt
- 1 tsp baking powder
- 4 apples, peeled and cored, cut into 2cm pieces
- 2 tbsp demerara sugar
Heat oven to 170C
Grease a 1.2-litre loaf tin with butter n flour. Reserve any leftover butter.
In a bowl, lightly whisk together the eggs and sugar, then whisk in the vanilla and the oil
Fold in flour, salt and baking powder to form a batter.
Stir the apples through the batter and pour into the tin.
Dot reserved butter on top and scatter with the demerara sugar.
Bake for 1 hour
A little too close. Look, if i had my time again, Id opt for a frapple cake of yore such as this guy
or even this ital number
and/but/which brings me to my titular point, if it is to be said, so it be and so it very much is/always was/will be/again.
In closing, had a lot of requests for recommendations – and, it being a space of sittting and sharing, here’s a book I recently ready that really helped me, as i hope it does you